While sifting through my feeds and email today, I discovered some very intriguing spam items:

Apparently, I’m not alone. I did a little research to see if I was the only one who noticed this. Here’s another guy’s spam folder with even better headlines:

I never thought I’d do this, but I must applaud the spammers for coming up with new ways to catch our attention. Of course, I’m not easy enough to give in to something like this, but I’d much rather click one of these than an email that assures me I can “make her scream all night long.”

Try it out for yourself.

(Oh, and since I run Ubuntu instead of Windows, I’m immune to the viruses that the spam links to. So the jokes on them.)